‘ROADCAR DEFENDERS OF THE STREETS’

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ABOUT ROADCAR

What’s The Story?

In a sleepy little world, in a sleepy little country, in a sleepy little city, lies a not so sleepy secret. An amazing crime busting secret. For hidden within three ordinary people… well, two ordinary-ish, and one not really ordinary at all, are extraordinary heroes. Rock Sandstorm, Master of Ninjitsu! Dyna-Mite, Mistress of Destruction! Ace Flyt, Man of Mystery! Together with Raymond Spex, Genius Inventor, and designer of the most amazing car in the world, Roadcar, they form Roadcar: Defenders of the Streets!

Roadcar is an experimental and rather silly super hero mini movie series, featuring diverse and dysfunctional people fighting crime, while wearing cruddy costumes and wielding grandtackula gizmos, among other things, in the fabled Roadcity. 19 short screenplays were written, but only 4 early versions were shot.

But What Is It?

On this amazing page you will find many fantastic things:

ROADCAR ACE BANNER IMAGE 119 MINI EPISODE SCREENPLAYS that would have comprised the first season of this cheesetastic show, if only Cthulhu had deemed it worthy. That’s right, 19 scripts for you to chew on, or read, laugh at and mock, mwahaha. Free!

ROADCAR ROCK BANNER IMAGE 14 MINI MPEG2 MOVIES filmed as a test on a budget the size of a fleas testicle, but with plenty of amateur/student enthusiasm, alongside some super talented folks on the cast and crew. NOTE: 100% corrupted sound led to some rather creative work on the audio.

Who Are Team Roadcar?

  1. ROADCAR: Created by Luke Openshaw and Diamanda Hagan. Original concept by Diamanda Hagan. Super Special Thanks to John Barry. Thanks to Becky Heron and Karen Hall.
  2. SCRIPTS: All script material presented here is Created by and Copyright of Luke Openshaw and Diamanda Hagan. Roadcar Developed by Luke Openshaw. Artwork by Brad Wright.
  3. MOVIE: Super Executive Producers Adam Bowler, Lee Murphy and Diamanda Hagan. The heroic cast are led by Rebecca Ridgeway, Kenneth G Hodgson, George Voingol and Tom Sandford, and the crew are pretty special. Although presented as 4 parts, it was actually shot as one short Mpeg 2 movie, hence the mighty credits can be viewed at the end of PART 4 (TIMESTAMP 4:08). Some say it’s the best part! So super it even got a theme tune!

ROADCAR MOVIES

ROADCAR MOVIE

ROADCAR SCRIPTS

ROADCAR DYNA BANNER IMAGE 1PART 1 TO 5 SYNOPSIS: What do you get when you cross mothering hips, a perm, mysteriousness and a pair of epic moustaches with a wheelchair, lawnmower, dominatrix and superpowers? You get Roadcar: Defenders of the Streets in their pilot!

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Episode 1 Roadcar ROAD THIS ROAD THAT

Episode 2 Roadcar WIGS WAISTLINES & WALLOP

Episode 3 Roadcar QUANTUM MALEVOLENCE

Episode 4 Roadcar BLOBBY BLOBBY BOOM

Episode 5 Roadcar A ROADSKIT TOO FAR

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PART 6 AND 7 SYNOPSIS: The disgusting Apocalypse Carp seeks revenge on the daughter of the industrialist who destroyed its family and habitat, but only if Roadcar doesn’t interfere first.

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Episode 6 Roadcar ATTACK OF THE APOCALYPSE CARP

Episode 7 Roadcar THE KIDD AND THE CARP

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PART 8 TO 10 SYNOPSIS: How does the Roadcar team react when an egotistical artist pays Roadcity a visit seeking to sculpt himself onto the surface of the moon?

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Episode 8 Roadcar FRENCH FANCY

Episode 9 Roadcar EGO A POGO

Episode 10 Roadcar MAN ON THE MOON
ROADCAR ACE BANNER IMAGE 1PART 11 AND 12 SYNOPSIS
When Britain’s premier Goth Rock Band, ‘Count Rockula’, comes to Roadcity, how will the Roadcar heroes deal with the band’s hypnotic music and epic kleptomania?

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Episode 11 Roadcar COUNT ROCKULA

Episode 12 Roadcar TAKE THAT TO THE ROADBANK

ROADCAR DYNA BANNER IMAGE 1PART 13 AND 14 SYNOPSIS: Ronald Singh, AKA Rock Sandstorm, has a budding relationship with fellow student Harriet. But will their love survive when Madame Fury rises from her ancient tomb?

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Episode 13 Roadcar THE HEART OF A RONALD

Episode 14 Roadcar MADAME FURY

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PART 15 AND 16 SYNOPSIS: King Charles the first comes back from the dead to reclaim the thrones of England and Scotland. But first he must conquer Roadcity and the very silly Roadcar team…

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Episode 15 Roadcar HAIL TO THE KING

Episode 16 Roadcar CROMWELL DONE

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PART 17 TO 19 SYNOPSIS: How does modern day Roadcity and its citizens react to the arrival of 9th century Vikings, led by the incomparable Lief Eriksson, and what is the effect on those Vikings?

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Episode 17G Roadcar RAGNAROCK

Episode 18 Roadcar BY ODIN’S ROADBEARD

Episode 19 Roadcar THE END OF THE END

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BONUS EPISODE SYNOPSIS (Maybe Coming Soon): What happens when a group of curiously crappy evil aliens arrive on earth and choose Roadcity as the vanguard of their invasion, and new TV show?

Roadcar Artwork Gallery:

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